Seriously? Never? Try to have a meaningful relationship
without ever making any assumptions. Heck, you probably couldn't even get out of bed in the morning, much less make
it out of the house, if you never assumed anything. Sure, you probably shouldn't assume that the sweet young barista
wants to have sex with you simply because she smiled when she took your order, but it would be fairly safe to assume that
you will get the skinny latte that you ordered, unless she needs for you to wait here while she gets change for your fifty
back down the alley. Then it will probably be safe to assume you're an idiot. But if you need absolutes to guide your
life, then here's one: Never live by absolutes.