See! That's what marijuana will do to you!  It will make you forget how to use an apostrophe! 

The Mary Ann Joblonski Meritorious Accolade for Obtuse Prolix

The much coveted Mary Ann Joblonski Meritorious Accolade for Obtuse Prolix goes to a bumper sticker seen recently on the streets of Seattle:  “Subvert the Dominant Paradigm.”  Alert driver Hans Gufstoffersen, who tried to photograph the bumper sticker as he traveled down Aurora Boulevard, fortunately was not seriously injured.