Sabermetrics,
the use of statistical analysis in baseball to evaluate the performance of players, had been around since the end of the 20th
Century. It was in the summer of 2027 that Billy Crudesky, a sports writer for Weasel Sports, applied Sabermetrics to
demonstrative displays of faith in professional baseball. He sought to find out how players who crossed themselves before
batting, pointed to the sky after getting a hit, said prayers before taking the mound, or other obvious displays of their
religious beliefs actually performed relative to those players who did not. What he found was startling. Those
players who publicly demonstrated their faith did far worse than other players. Batters were found to hit,
on an average, a full forty points lower than those players who did nothing more than warm up. Base runners were thrown
out more often, and were less likely to score. Pitchers had a higher ERA, walked more batters, and lost, on an average,
five more games per season. And fielders averaged more errors and made fewer marginal plays than those who simply did
nothing. By the end of the 2027 baseball season, Crudesky reported that demonstrative displays of faith had completely
disappeared from professional baseball.