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We are the Lemurites. We believe the only way to worship our creator is to shun the
modern world and all its technology, so we live in trees, like our ancestors, the Lemurs.
Nothing good has ever come form living on the ground. First comes fire, and the next
thing you know, everybody's hitting each other over the head with sticks. So we stay in
the trees. Life is easier, more simpler, that way. Of course, you can take it too far, like
the Algeans. They think we never should've left the oceans. That's just nuts.