October 14, 2087

In setting an all-time record, Classic Automotive Restoration Southwest sold at auction a 1996 Dodge Minivan for just over 14 million RADs (Readjusted American Dollars), easily surpassing the previous record of 12.9 million RADs set the year before for a classic 2006 Ford Taurus.  Said car enthusiast Efrem Rapport, "It was a beautiful vehicle, perfectly restored, all the way down to the cup holders."  The minivan was purchased by Doyle Codwaller, from Rapid City, South Dakota, who turned it into a chicken coop.  Said Mr. Codwaller, "I don't see what all the fuss is about.  I mean, 14 million RADs isn't that much money, anyway, and the chickens needed some place to stay.  I don't imagine the chickens will have much use for the cup holders, though.  But you never can tell."