I
gave cave tours. Why people wanted to go in caves... who's to say? But if they'll pay me to take 'em, I'll take
their money. I've been down in those tunnels so many times, I don't need a light. I know when to duck. But
you should hear them people complain. What did they expect? It's a cave. Caves are dark. It was the
insurance companies that put me out of business. Bloodsuckers!