If we all looked the same
and sounded the same
If we laughed at the same jokes
and understood the same words
in exactly the same way

If we saluted the same flag
with the same passion
If we believed in the same issues
and voted for the same candidates
If we prayed to the same god
in the same way
on the same day of the week

Wearing the same clothes
and driving the same car
and mowing our lawns all just the same

If we ate the same food
drank the same beer
and watched the same shows on TV
night after night after night

What a wonderful time we all would have