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Hi.  My name is Loren.  I really ought to care if they see me doing this recording, but I just don’t.  Besides, who are they going to tell?  Corporate?  I doubt if any of them even know where that is.  I know I’m supposed to stay upbeat.  That tireless, positive, happy, happy, happy…  But I just can’t do it anymore.  For Heaven’s sake.  They’re frickin’ cookies.  Cookies.  That’s the last thing anybody should ever take seriously!  And they’re really not that good.  I don’t even know what’s in the dough, but that stuff never goes bad.  What I’m saying is…  Is this the best I can do with a college degree?

 

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