Hi.
My name is Loren. I really ought to care if they see me doing this recording, but I just don’t.
Besides, who are they going to tell? Corporate? I doubt if any of them even
know where that is. I know I’m supposed to stay upbeat. That tireless, positive,
happy, happy, happy… But I just can’t do it anymore. For Heaven’s
sake. They’re frickin’ cookies. Cookies. That’s
the last thing anybody should ever take seriously! And they’re really not that good.
I don’t even know what’s in the dough, but that stuff never goes bad. What I’m
saying is… Is this the best I can do with a college degree?