Hey.  It’s me.  The advertising guy.  “New and Improved.”  That was mine.  How can something be new and improved?  That’s as dumb as Special Ingredient Z-12.  Seriously.  You people are so dumb.  And this is so fun.  It’s my little social rebellion.  Thumbing my nose at the rules.  Yeah, I know it says one interview per person on the stupid sign and that you don’t want to hear those darn curse words.  But what are you going to do?  Track me down and ask me to stop?  It’s just that people are so f***ing dumb.  They are dumb.  And you are, too.  Thinking everyone would obey the rules.  They would only go once.  And they would never f***ing cuss.  And that’s why my job is so f***ing easy.  It’s motherf***ers like you.  And everybody else who cries into this stupid box about how bad their jobs are.  Take the stupid people’s money.  What could be harder than that?