Voters have been demanding the resignation of  the honorable Senator Bullfinch after disparaging evidence appeared on the Internet this weekend showing him frolicking with several young girls in what one observer described as an “orgy of perversion and debauchery.”  Another witness, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated, “Why, them girls couldn’t be more than mere babies.  Barely out of high school, I’d say.”  The Senator, when asked about the allegations, clearly denied that he had been involved in such a disgusting display of utter filth.  The Senator did go on to say, “I... would be willing to get naked...” with “...that many women...”  Dr. Ivan Tupidsay, a noted expert on perversion, commented, “The first thing pedophiles will do, when confronted with the evidence, no matter who damning that evidence might be, is to deny it.”   Stated a source close to the Senator, “It is clear that the Senator should avoid the electorate further embarrassment and resign his post immediately.”