DICTIONARY
(dĭḱ shə-něŕ ē)
Although
Noah Webster is given credit for inventing the dictionary, research by Eldridge has confirmed that actual credit should go
to Webster’s canary, who dictated it all. Webster, on the other hand, has never received credit for his inventing
the Dictaphone.
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2011 © by Michael Soetaert and the Holy Grail Press, Seattle, Washington.
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