Leonard Nertz, born on October
12, 2029, in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, was determined to be the 7,500,000,003 person on the planet, making him statistically the
first person to exceed the earth's ability to support itself, as determined by the Bureau of International Anomalies and Statistics.
Though it was just a matter of chance that Leonard was assigned such notoriety, and though virtually everyone else agreed
that any number of other people could have been assigned that number, Leonard was never able to escape the cruel label that
fate had given him, and was referred to by everyone, everywhere he went, for his entire life, simply as "That Guy."
