The International Guild
of Alcoholic Poets
Who Live in Two-toned Trailers,
Half of Which Must be Pink,
will no longer meet
on alternating Thursdays
of every odd month
at the third trailer on the left
and will probably never meet again,
since the detox treatment really seems to be working
this time.
However, members should be advised
that all notices are subject to change.

March 1988