See the house, it's all lighted.
There's a short, it's ignited.
We're standing around
As it burns down.
Tragedy in a Winter Wonderland.

On the snow, cars are sliddin',
Won't be long ‘fore they're collidin'.
When the sirens all wail,
won't it be swell?
Tragedy in a Winter Wonderland.

In your house or out in the open,
There's so many ways that you can die:
Burned, shot, frozen, or electrocuted,
You don't even ever have to try.

With 16 tons of Christmas flyers,
It's no doubt mailmen fire.
They're gunning ‘em down,
Into the ground.
Psychos in a Winter Wonderland.

Get you insurance all in order.
Say good-bye to your family and friends.
Leave your dental records in a safe place,
So that we can notify your kin.

In the sky, the planes are leaving.
Won't be long before there's grieving.
They're out of control,
Can't save a soul,
Tragedy in a Winter Wonderland.

You don't have to try.
You're gonna die.
Tragedy in a Winter Wonderland.