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I work for Smell-a-Tech.  They... they sell deer urine.  I bottle it.  Both from the buck and the doe.  They can tell.  People buy it so the deer won’t smell them in the woods, or so the deer will think it’s another deer.  And then they can shoot them, I guess.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to bottle deer urine?  And you want to know why I hate my job.