I am the inventor of the extra large condom.  No kidding.  And I never even stepped in a laboratory.  I’m in marketing.  You see, the only thing different about an extra large condom and a regular old condom is the package.  But who’s not going to buy the extra large condoms?  You’re not going to complain when you realize there is no difference, if you ever notice at all.  I mean, who would you complain to?  And just exactly what are you complaining about?  That it ain’t as large as you thought it was?  Now there’s something I’d like to have come out in public court.  That might even make national news.  And once the ladies know what brand you’re using, you can’t go back.  We even charge more.  We get twenty cents more for a three pack.  I’ve been nominated for the Latex Award.  What?  Oh, I’m sorry.  I just thought this was for anybody.  I love my job.