June 24^th, 2442:  After having been lost for over 400 years, the collected works of poet and essayist Jerry Jerkensen were discovered on the Internet by a very bored 14 year old in Akron.  Jerry intentionally lost his collected literary works on the Internet before his death in 2019,  because he believed his work was not appreciated by his contemporaries, and could only truly be appreciated with the perspective of time.  Those few acamedians that managed to read through enough to fake the rest, believed that Jerkensen’s lack of appreciation had less to do with perspective, and was mostly due to the fact that he just sucked.  However, giving Jerkensen the benefit of doubt, they intentionally lost his life’s work once again on the Internet.

June 24^th, 2842:  Nope.  It still sucks.