I was the guy who came up with the formula for Pert Shampoo.  Of course, they only list the executive engineers on the patent.  They say that it was a “collaborative discovery.”  But they all know it was me.  Combining shampoo and conditioner was the single most revolutionary idea in the hair care industry... ever.  And I didn’t even get a bonus.  And the bitch is that I signed an intellectual property waiver.  Even if I could afford the lawyers, what am I going to do?  Tell them that they’re doing exactly what I told them they could do?  Thing is, the stuff doesn’t work at all.