After studying the facts, there is no other conclusion than vaccinations are, indeed, a government conspiracy.  The government is forcing everybody to be vaccinated so we will not die.  They don’t want us to die so we can keep paying taxes.  The more we pay in taxes, the more they can raise their salaries.  And that’s the same reason why they make us wear seatbelts and motorcycle helmets.  It’s why they have laws against drunk driving and illicit drugs.  It’s why they want everybody to quit smoking, especially in public.  It’s the same reason that they’re suddenly so concerned with the environment.  It’s why there are a Food and Drug Administration, the Occupational Health and Safety Administration, and many of those other agencies that are all telling us what we can and cannot do.  It’s all so we can pay more and more taxes.

But we have a choice!  We don’t have to listen to the government!  There are all sorts of nasty diseases we can catch.  And once we have them, it is our duty to spread them to everybody possible.  We can ignore traffic signals and step out in front of a bus.  We can ignore “Wrong Way!  Do Not Enter!” signs.  That’s just more of the government telling us what to do so we can stay alive.  Don’t wear seatbelts.  Don’t wear a helmet.  And especially don’t wear seatbelts or a helmet after drinking!  If you don’t smoke, then you should start, and if you do... are you really smoking as much as you can?  You can smoke a cigarette in ten minutes.  That’s six an hour.  You could go through four packs a day easily.  All it takes is determination.  And not only are you killing yourself, but think of all the others you could be taking with you.  Trust me:  They’ll thank you.  Because nobody likes paying taxes.  Let’s see them tax a corpse!  And even if they can, when you’re the corpse, that will no longer be your problem.  It’s time we all took a stand against the government and died!