I’m a Jewish elf.  I’m Jewish, and I’m an elf.  There you have it.  Instead of the funny hat I wear a yarmulke.  That’s the only difference.  Well, aside from the whole religious thing.  But here’s the thing:  If you’re an elf, you work for Santa Claus.  That’s just the way it is.  I don’t have to.  It’s not a rule.  But where else is an elf going to get steady employment?  And dental?  And Santa’s an Equal Opportunity Employer.  He doesn’t care what you believe as long as you can make toys.