The excitement is nearly noticeable here at HGP as we close in on our One Thousandth Visitor to our web site, so we've decided to have a contest to see who can guess which number will be our One Thousandth Visitor! If your guess is correct, you could win any of several prizes from our sponsors, including a 20% coupon for Budget Burial,* a pair of Life Is OK socks,** and a fully catered meal from Roxanne's Slightly Used Food.*** In addition, all contestants will win a home version of the Holy Grail Press' web site, which they can play online, and a free subscription to our web site for life!**** All you have to do is send your guess to dieputzscum@holygrailpress.com and then wait to see which number wins!

* Coupon is non-transferable and must be used within 90 days of issue, whether by choice or not.
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*** Please allow four to six weeks for delivery
**** Offer is limited to one life per customer.