‘Tis a strange town, Crossgrove.  And strange things be happening there.  Most say it’s because Crossgrove is the center of the universe.  Sure.  Laugh.  But it’s the God’s truth.  It is.  Of course, as Dr. Tupidsay is quick to point out, “Our mistake was not in thinking that we were in the center of the universe.  Our mistake was believing that the center of the universe was any place special.”